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term='vampires'/><category term='wizards'/><category term='padres'/><category term='beanie babies'/><category term='door to door moving'/><category term='summer movies'/><category term='ncaa'/><category term='television'/><category term='lcd soundsystem'/><category term='web comics'/><category term='www.costcaptain.com'/><category term='postsecret'/><category term='best of 2011'/><category term='tina fey'/><category term='food'/><category term='seven nation army'/><category term='wedding receptions'/><category term='my dad can beat up your dad'/><category term='Microsoft Vista'/><category term='madonna'/><category term='search'/><category term='queen'/><category term='poetry'/><category term='autism works'/><category term='royal wedding'/><category term='sam raimi'/><category term='billy kramer'/><category term='miley cyrus'/><category term='the office'/><category term='novels'/><title type='text'>Comments on The Best of Everything: The Best (And Only Real) Explanation For How Human...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/feeds/4101003788736895744/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/4101003788736895744/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/2009/03/best-and-only-real-explanation-for-how.html'/><author><name>Briane P</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01616494058636881575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25097758.post-6426776554990048381</id><published>2009-07-07T09:45:05.087-06:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T09:45:05.087-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I am a sucker for creative creation myths. I think...</title><content type='html'>I am a sucker for creative creation myths. I think you might have missed one important one though. I read that humanity was created by an advanced alien prematurely ejaculating into a petri-dish. Seems pretty plausible to me. &lt;a href="http://www.inebriateddiscourse.com/2009/07/new-creation-story-deemed-as-plausible.html" rel="nofollow"&gt; Check it out&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/4101003788736895744/comments/default/6426776554990048381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/4101003788736895744/comments/default/6426776554990048381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/2009/03/best-and-only-real-explanation-for-how.html?showComment=1246981505087#c6426776554990048381' title=''/><author><name>Sicko</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/2009/03/best-and-only-real-explanation-for-how.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25097758.post-4101003788736895744' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/posts/default/4101003788736895744' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-509716391'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25097758.post-8023429545732021816</id><published>2009-03-23T09:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T09:14:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Briane, darling, you know I love you, so it's with...</title><content type='html'>Briane, darling, you know I love you, so it's with the utmost respect and adoration that I tell you that you need to dial down the "power geek" thing a notch or two. Seriously. I'm starting to fear that you'll be kidnapped by Scientologists any day now. And if they don't let you blog, what will I do for entertainment?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/4101003788736895744/comments/default/8023429545732021816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/4101003788736895744/comments/default/8023429545732021816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/2009/03/best-and-only-real-explanation-for-how.html?showComment=1237824840000#c8023429545732021816' title=''/><author><name>lisapepin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14731321242675873394</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05189077706287904400'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xD2jRyJoh2A/SYgjMYf8QmI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/MhRrfjJ2f2k/S220/Profile+pic.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/2009/03/best-and-only-real-explanation-for-how.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25097758.post-4101003788736895744' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/posts/default/4101003788736895744' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1297658239'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25097758.post-604702387006232897</id><published>2009-03-22T11:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-22T11:25:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sheeeessssshhhh. You write very long posts, dude. ...</title><content type='html'>Sheeeessssshhhh. You write very long posts, dude. I can't call them pithy, but they are good. And so many amusing links! I think I'm falling in love with you.&lt;BR/&gt;And thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for the picture of the babe sitting on the shark. Like Penthouse, only shark-ier.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/4101003788736895744/comments/default/604702387006232897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/4101003788736895744/comments/default/604702387006232897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/2009/03/best-and-only-real-explanation-for-how.html?showComment=1237746300000#c604702387006232897' title=''/><author><name>Husbands Anonymous</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15521427577588027119</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10108828433468501822'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LkIoIjO4g_c/Sbuq01mT9RI/AAAAAAAAACQ/4FaVVW4czSs/S220/Copy+of+flower+eater001.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.troublewithroy.com/2009/03/best-and-only-real-explanation-for-how.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25097758.post-4101003788736895744' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25097758/posts/default/4101003788736895744' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1851724765'/></entry></feed>
