Wednesday, December 05, 2012

The least essential Star Wars Product I've come across, ever...

... is this:



Wouldn't it kill the midichlorians? 

I suppose it's necessary to avoid getting bacteria all over your light sabre. 

Honestly, though, what is the market for this? Is there a person out there who is choosing their hand sanitizer based on how it relates to pop culture?  (Right next to this one, not pictured, was an Avengers hand sanitizer.  So there's finally something Avengers-related that's less helpful in a fight than Black Widow.)



5 comments:

PT Dilloway, Superhero Author said...

Well if you have the Star Wars bath mat and Star Wars shower curtain and Star Wars soaps and Star Wars wallpaper/tiles and Star Wars toilet paper, you wouldn't want to not have Star Wars hand sanitizer.

This is why when Lucas sold the company you couldn't really accuse him of "selling out." I mean he sold out like 35 years ago.

Michael Offutt, Speculative Fiction Author said...

What is a midichlorian anyway? I heard that name once and didn't understand it. I thought the force was this thing that just existed.

Andrew Leon said...

Truly wondrous the mind of child.

That says it all.

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Briane P said...

Well THAT comment snuck through somehow.

Michael: Midichlorians are like head lice but they're in your blood and they give you the Force. So basically they are a superbacteria.