There's only 24 hours left until Father's Day -- but that's enough time to go get dad some RC Helicopters and spend a glorious Father's Day having helicopter wars in the living room.
Dad -- and by "Dad" I mean me-- would much much rather do that than open a tie or a gift card to a restaurant or a new pair of slacks. Dad wants... needs ... to have a helicopter war in the living room, which is, honestly, perfect for that because it's got those tall ceilings and the couch that sticks out so that a helicopter could hover down near the floor, hidden from the opponent, and then suddenly go straight up and swoop down at the other helicopter and win, and that's what Father's Day is all about, isn't it? Winning?
Winning and helicopter wars inside.
It doesn't even have to be helicopters. It could be anything that flies and is radio controlled. Or even things that drive, like cars, although cars wouldn't be able to use the third dimension and take advantage of the high ceilings. Then again, cars could use the path around the house to race, with those cool jumps... so, maybe...
Okay, Father's Day is officially about winning and helicopter wars and cool car races around the house. So forget the dumb card ("You're the Best Dad... Reading This Card! Ha!") and instead go over to RC Model Pro and order some cars. Or helicopters. Or order cars and helicopters -- you can afford it because you'll get $5.00 off the Venom Micro Ranger Helicopter by using Coupon Code: VMR500 -- and the day will be extra special.
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