Let's not forget about Racer X...

Just when you thought the Internet couldn't get any faster, along comes Ultra60.

Ultra60, or, as it's more formally known, "The Most Awesomest incredible internet connection ever" is a new product coming from Charter. It's one of the fastest Internet services in the United States, and Charter (which has had this service available in St. Louis) is starting to roll it out across the country to make sure that you have access to the highest possible speed of connecting to multimedia sites. Ultra60 lets you use the internet for telecommuting, gaming, movies, and more -- sending giant megafiles through the Internet at super high speeds that make everything that much more profitable, convenient and fun.

Ultra60 is just the first of Charter's "Phatbands," high-speed broadband connections that will especially appeal to hardcore gamers who want online play without lag time, something that Phatband can do.

Want to know more? You can check out the Ultra60 Information Page on the Charter site, or follow Charter’s Twitter Feed, but really, what more information could you want? Ultra-fast Internet connections to let you play games without lag, or telecommute without slow files, or watch movies over the Internet... all in record time. You'll be like the Speed Racer of the Internet, only without those kids always hiding in the trunk of the Mach 5.

Which would be your computer, I guess, in that metaphor. So you'll be Speed Racer, your computer is the Mach 5, and the kids will be... wait, no kids. I decided that. But Trixie will still be there. Right? 'Cause what good is Speed Racer without Trixie?