You've got to have a goal in life: a Monster goal. (And a cool IRL. That helps, too.)

Find your niche and the world is your oyster. Although it would be equally accurate, in this case, to say "find your niche, and the world is your transmission," because Monster Transmission & Performance has found it's niche, and it's a good one.

Monster Transmission & Performance has dedicated its company life to selling, modifying, building, and otherwise helping people all over this great planet with one thing: rear wheel drive automatic transmissions.

They've put those automatic transmissions into every kind of vehicle you can think of, it looks like. Pick-ups and 4x4s, street machines, hot rods, classic cars, even your aunt's old Ford Taurus (I know; I checked with her.)

They've done all that in pursuit of their goals, which are to provide the best high-performance transmissions in the world to everyone in the world.

They've got tons of experience to follow through on that goal; as they say, they've "probably been there and done that" when it comes to transmissions. And unlike other auto shops, they pledge that if you buy one of their transmissions, you'll be thrilled with it. They can pledge that because they know that they've put a serious amount of work into building the transmission and shipping it to you undamaged -- and they know that because you were smart enough to get it from them, you'll make sure it's put in right.

It all comes together in Monster Transmission & Performance's 10 Point Value Plan. Their values guarantee the lowest prices and your satisfaction. They promise free shipping and the best customer support in the industry available at any time. They triple-check every order, no matter which of the millions of in-stock parts you might get from them. They test drive the technology, and they are constantly adding new products.

All that, and they have awesome clothes for sale, too.

Another thing Monster Transmission & Performance does right? They come up with awesome Internet addresses, as you'll see, because you can find their site at:

http://www.eatmyshift.com/

Whew! Safe by a letter, and cool by a longshot.