That sounds like an issue for OSHA.

Are you still using that old hand-me-down desk, the one that your boss used to have in his office until he got tired of it, so it worked its way down the line and ended up in your office, with you trying to fit your computer and your pictures of your family and your lunch and your Bob Uecker Russian-Nesting-Dolls all on it at once?

Well, I am, and I'm tired of it. I've been looking at the Workbench furniture they have at Formaspace, and I think it's time for an upgrade. No more rickety desks, no more crummy construction, no more junk. Through Formaspace, I can create and order my own custom furniture and get exactly what I want, with the quality that I deserve.

I'm going to tell my boss now. As soon as I prop up this old desk so that it doesn't collapse while I"m out.