That joke was so obvious, it really sat around the house! What do you mean, that makes no sense?

You almost certainly aware that in addition to having opinions that are righter than yours, I am also among the premiere horror writers extant. So I am used to having images in my head that are scary. Frightening beyond belief. Images that would haunt a lesser soul don't affect me at all; I plot out my stories to fall to sleep at night.

I'm a hearty, strong-willed guy, is what I'm trying to say. But there's one entity I don't mess with, one so scary, so tormenting, so complicated and powerful and mean and evil that I not only don't dare think about it, I would be reduced to a quivering heap of Jell-o if they got in touch with me.

The IRS. (Okay, raise your hand if you saw that coming. Really? Everyone? I never said I was a premier joke writer.)

I am scared of the IRS, though, and scared of tax laws and I hate doing my tax returns, I hate it all. So I don't deal with it.

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