All the nominees on The Best Of Everything, grouped the way you like them: alphabetically-- clearly The Best way to sort things.

A:
Absolutely the Last Best Version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
Actor to Play God in A Movie Or TV Show, Best
Actor Who's So Lame He's Cool, Best
Adams, Douglas
Advice Columnist, Best
Alien Chick, Best-Looking
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
A Long Way Down
american (example of how to be one)
Amityville Horror
Anthony, Saint
Anthropomorphic animal superhero, best
anyone lived in a pretty how town
Apocalypse
Apple Martin
Apple, Fiona
April Fool's Day
Artificial Flowers
Ashlee Simpson
Ashley Olsen
Asteroids
Atom, The
Author Who Totally Lost It, Best
"A Wonderful Life," Rosa Chance Well
B:
Bad Santa
"Bad Touch, The"
Banana Slugs
Band that Captured Exactly What It Feels Like To Be A Teenager (Even When It's Not Really That Bad), Best
Banjo
Banks, Elizabeth
Bar -- the kind you walk into
Batman Movie, Best... So Far
Beatles
Beatles, again, in a different context.
Belichick, Bill
Ben & Jerry's
Bell, The
"Best Video On Youtube"
Big Rock Candy Mountain
Billy Pilgrim in the cave
Black
Blogger, Best
Bobby Darin's "Artificial Flowers"
Book To Read In One Sitting, Best
Boyfriend on "Friends," Best.
Breakfast Cereal, Best Part Of
"Bring It On"
Bruce, Lenny
Buffalo Bills
Buttersafe
C:
Cadbury Creme Eggs
Candy Bar That's So Lame It's Cool, Best
Candy That's Basically Just Sugar, Best
Captain Carrot
Career An Actor Has Had After Quitting Something The Actor Should Not Have Quit, Best
Carell, Steve
Cartoon Series By Matt Groening
Caruso, David's Career As An ActorCasablanca
Casey
Cash, Johnny
Cavanagh, Tom
Celebrity Baby, Best, Second Vote For
Celebrity Blog, Best
Celebrity I Don't Want To Get Sick of So Will He Please Just Stop Doing Things That Will Make Me Get Sick Of Him, Best.
Celebrity I Think I Could Hang Out With, Best
Celebrity Recipe, Best
Celebrity Who Remains Unspeakably Cool No Matter What He Does, Best
Census Taker
Cereal, Best Spokesman For
Character To Be The 12th Cylon on Battlestar Galactica, Best
Charleston Chew
Cheap Trick
Cheesecake Truck
Chef, Female, Best
Chick-O-Stick
Children's book, best
Choral Version of A Pop Song, Best
Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You
Christmas, Movie
Christmas (Stolen by the Grinch)
Christmas, song
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Classic Video Game, Best
Cohn, Marc
"Come Sail Away"
Commercial, Best Song From
Comic Strip That's So Lame It's Cool, Best
"Common People"
Communism
Copperfield, David (the book, not the magician)
Cornwell, PatriciaCow, interrupting
cummings, e e
Curses!
College mascots
Colts, Indianapolis
Comedian, who's so lame he's cool, Best.
Comic book villain (Venom)
Comic, one-panel
Comic Strip To Learn From, Best
Copycat
C.S. Lewis
D:
Dan Savage
Dark Knight, The
Dava Sobel
Day to have off for a Holiday, Best
Decade, Best For Style
Decade, Best for Style, reader nominee
DeGeneres, Ellen
Detective, Television's Best
Diamond, Neil
Dickens, Charles, Best Book
Dirk Gently
Disney Cartoon, Best
Doctorow, Cory
Don't Be Cruel
Doonesbury
Dr. Manhattan
Dramatic Look, Best Variation On
Dungy, Tony
E:
Easter Candy, Best
Elizabeth Banks
Ellen DeGeneres
Elvis Presley
Emotion that's so Lame It's Cool, Best
Espacio Sideral
Evil
Evil Supercomputer in a Movie, Best
F:
Fall Line
Family Event That's So Lame It's Cool, Best
Fantasy Trilogy, Best
Fantasy World, Best To Live In
Fashion Accessory To Tell The World That Although You Are Smart And All, You Are Still Sexy (Tina Fey Excluded), Best
Fatboy Slim
Female Chef, Best
Fembots
Fifties, The
Fight Club
Fingertips
Fiona Apple
Flavor of Jelly Bean, Best
Football team
Freaky Hippy Cult That For Some Reason Is Used To Sell You Stuff, Best
Friday
Fried Peanut Butter & Banana Sandwiches
Friends: The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Friends, Best Boyfriend On
Futurama
G:
Gaffigan, Jim
Galveston Island
Game shows
Gamera
"Get Your Stinking Paws Off of Me, You Damn Dirty Ape!"
Gimmick/Symbol In A Book, Best
Girl Genius
Gonzo
Good
A Good and Happy Child
Gossiple
Gossiple, Best...Again.
Graceland
Grant, Hugh
Grease
Green Card
Green Lantern's Ring
Grinch
Groovy Instrument, Best
Grover
Guinea Pigs
Guitarist, Best
H:
Hal
Happy Celebrity
Happy Song, Best
Heinlein, Robert
Hey, Jude
High School mascots
Hilton, Paris
Hilton, Paris, AGAIN.
"His Dark Materials" trilogy
Hornby, Nick
Horror movie
Horror movie, again.
Horror movie, again again.
Hostel
Hot dogs
"Hot for Teacher"
Hugh Grant
I:
i
"I Am Not Your Broom"
"I am your father."
"I Kissed A Girl"
Ice cream, store-bought
Ice cream, named after a superhero
"If Love Is A Red Dress (Hang Me In Rags)"
Indianapolis Colts
Indie Rock Version of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," Best
Internet comic
Interrupting Cow
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)
J:
Jack Johnson's "Fall Line"
"James K. Polk" (the song, not the president himself.)
Japanese
Jell-O, Lime
Jelly Bean, Best Flavor of
Jeopardy!Jerk Store
Jesse and Joy
Jessica Simpson
Job to Dream of Having When You Get A Little Tired Of Having Your Own Job, Best
Jokes
And more jokes
And more jokes yet
K:
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kettle Corn
Knock-Knock Joke, BestKopp's
Kottke, Leo
L:
Lachey, Nick
Land of the Lost
Language, Best
Lead in a romantic comedy, Best
Leni
Leni, another perspective.
Linker, Best
"Like A Drug"
Lime Jell-O
Linus
Lion Sleeps Tonight, Best Part Of
Lion Sleeps Tonight, Best and Absolutely The Last Version of
Lion Sleeps Tonight, Best Version By A Group Or Country I Have a Tenuous Connection With
Lion Sleeps Tonight, Best Version of On a TV Show.
Lion Sleeps Tonight, Best Indie Rock Version
Lisa Loeb Glasses
Little Mermaid, The
Longitude
Love
"Love Today"
M:
Manhattan, Dr.
Marc Cohn
March Madness
Mariner's Revenge SongMarshmallows
Marvin The Paranoid Android
Mary Kate Olsen
Matrix, The
Media Scare That Turned Out To Be Not That Big A Deal, BestMen Without Hats
Merry-Go-Round
Misunderstood Comic Book Character Who's Not Actually A Villain, Best
Modern Song about the 19th Century, Best
Morgan Freeman
mp3 sites
Monk Joke
Monk, Adrian
Movie Fight Scene, best: Fight Club
Movie Fight Scene, best: Neo vs. the agents
Movie line, best
Movie line, best (new nominee)
Movie line, best (new new nominee)
Movie monster, Best
Muppets
Music Craze that's so lame it's cool, best
Music for a Found Harmonium
Music Video, Best
Musical Instrument That's So Lame It's Cool, Best
"My Name Is Earl"
N:
NCAA Tournament
Narnia Book, best
Neil Diamond
Neo (vs. all the agents)
New Pornographers
Nick Lachey
Nonfiction Book About A Topic So Lame It's Cool, Best
Norton's Fight With Tyler (Fight Scene in A Movie)
Novelty Pop Song, Best
Number, best
Number Three
O:
Oh! Oh!
Onion, The (Copycat)
Oldfield, Mike
Olsen Twin, Best = Ashley
Olsen Twin, Best = Mary Kate
Orange & Cream Soda
P:
Parents Have A Conniption, Best Song To Make
Paris Hilton
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
Peanut Butter Twix
Peanuts Character Who's So Lame He's Cool, Best.
Pet (Best, 2007)
Pet, Which is So Lame It's Cool, Best
(The) Pigeon Finds A Hot Dog
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Pixie Sticks
Pizza
Plant, Best
Playground Toy, Best
Play It, Sam...
Plot Twist In a Song Which Makes A Lame Song Cool, Best.
Polyphonic Spree, The
Popcorn Chicken
Popcorn, Best Kind of
Pop Goes The World
Pop (Soda)
Postseason Sporting Event, Best
Presley, Elvis
Prometheus vs. Zeus
Proof that My Experiments Are Not Very Well Thought Out
Public Service Announcment, Best
Punctuation Mark, Best
Q:
Queen song, Best
Quisp
R:
Rachael Ray
Rachel, The
Radio Ga Ga
Ramones, The
Ranch Puffs
Read.Dance.Bliss
Remade Song That's Better Than The Original, Best
Return of the King, The
Robot In Literature, Best
Robot In Movies, Best
Robot In Song, Best
Robot On TV, Best
Robot
Robot, The
Rock Band, Best
Rock Band That Isn't The Beatles, Best
Rock Band That Isn't The Beatles or U2, Best
Rock Band That Isn't The Beatles or U2 or The White Stripes, Best
Rock Band That Isn't The Beatles or U2 or The White Stripes or The New Pornographers, Best
Rock In The House
Rock Island Rocks
Rocky Rococo
Rolling Stones
Romantic Song, Best
Romantic Song, Also considered Best
Rosa Chance Well, "A Wonderful Life."
Run, Devil Run (Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins)
S:
Sad part in a book, best
Sad song, best
Saint Anthony
Sand Game
Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
Saturday Night Live skit, Best
Savage Love
Scary Kids' Song, Best
Science Fiction Writer, Best
Secret Place
Seinfeld
Selleck, Tom
Shatner, William
Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping
Showdown between Good and Evil
Simpson, Ashlee
Simpson, Jessica
Simpson Sister, Best
Sin City
Sing-Along-With Singer
Slaughterhouse-Five
Slasher Movie, Best
Sleeping Beauty
Snack food
Snoopy vs. The Red Baron
Sobule, Jill
Soda Pop
Soljer
Someone Comes To Town, Someone Leaves Town
Something That Really Happened, Best Movie About
Song About Girls Kissing Girls, Best
Song in Language Other Than English, Best
Song that Also Tells A Story, BestSong That Is Incongruously Upbeat Despite Being About [SPOILER ALERT!] a Sobbing Cold Orphan Selling Flowers Before Dying, Best.
Song To Get You Through Hard Times, Best
Song to Play While The Hero is Running To Do Something Heroic, Best
Song To Turn Up At A Particular Point During The Song Just To Emphasize How Cool That Song Is
Soweto Gospel Choir
Spider-man
Spoken Word Song, Best
Spongebob Squarepants
Square root of negative one
Squier, Billy
Stand-up comedianStarbury shoes
Starry Night
State Fairs
Stinky Chair Song (aka "Da Da Da")
Story Line in The Peanuts Comic Strip, Best
Summer food
Superficial, The
Superhero: Dr. Manhattan
Superhero Gadget, Best
Superhero: Spider-Man
Superhero whose powers are so lame they're cool, Best
Superman Ice Cream
Starbuck
Star Wars (the movie)
Star Wars Kid
Swing musicSynthesizer from "96 Tears"T:
Teen Movie That's So Lame It's Cool, Best
The Man Comes AroundThey Might Be Giants
Thing You Think Is A Number But Is Not, Best
Thor
Time Waster, Best
Titan Arum
Tom Selleck
Toothpaste For Dinner
"Touching The Void"
Tourist Site You've Probably Never Heard of, Best
Tournament of Pets 2007
Triumph (?) over the Devil, Best... In Books.
Triumph over the Devil, Best ... in Music.
True Companion
Tubular Bells
Tupelo Honey
TV Show That's So Lame It's Cool, Best
U:
U2
Urban Legend
V:
Valentine's Day, Best Song For
Van Gogh, VincentVan Halen
Van Morrison
Venom
Violent Femmes
Voyage of the Dawn Treader
W:
... walks into a bar
The Wall
Wavy Gravy (the ice cream, not the guy)
"Weapon of Choice"
Web comic, Best
White Stripes, The
Willems, Mo (best children's book)
Winter
Word that's so lame it's cool, best
World Record Confirmer
X:
Xanth
Y:
Youtube, Best Video on... that you can find by searching for "the best video on youtube."
Z:
Zero
Numbers:
1920s-1940s
1950s
Other Stuff:
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